And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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