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My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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