Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Randomize
