I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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