Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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