Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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