He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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