What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Randomize
