Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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