All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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