she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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