so that wasnt chicken after all
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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