have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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