So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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