I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
So much rum. So many feels.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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