At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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