I didn't shave. On purpose
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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