i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
How naked do you want me to be?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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