If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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