Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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