I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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