My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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