and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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