Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
