I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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