Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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