please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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