I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Are we still banned from the library?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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