Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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