I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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