So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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