I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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