her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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