i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
