We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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