I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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