I'm gonna have a badass scar
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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