I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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