Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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