We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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