i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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