Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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