thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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