I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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