It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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