doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
