I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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