Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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