Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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