On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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