My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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