No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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