I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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