i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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