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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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