More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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