I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
