So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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