I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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